Hair Of The Dog Enthusiast Pillows

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Be creative...!"

Canine Scentipede

"Yes, one is a dog."

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign