Dog Hair Aficionado Pillows

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Georgian head-dress

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

Today's Rapunzel

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Thanks for helping me load the dishwasher - now would you please take the cat out before starting it up!'