Dog Hair Aficionado Pillows

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Who Let the Dawg In?

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

Georgian head-dress

Two men discussing thier moustaches

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

Today's Rapunzel

'Thanks for helping me load the dishwasher - now would you please take the cat out before starting it up!'

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Fleas Navidad.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.