Hair Of The Dog Enthusiast Mugs

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Barks in code.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Works every time.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'She's just great with the children.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Pet a Puppy

10 K Tail-Chase

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Be creative...!"

"A little help, please."