Hair-growth Hopeful Pillows

"Shhh! Minoxidil!"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"I'm here for the hair."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"What's with your hair?"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

"Not too much off my back."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Of course I've grown! What am I? An elf?!'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

Rapunzel On a Bad Hair Day

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

Unisex Hairdresser - "Told you, they don't like being called Barbers"

'How did you happen to dip my bowling ball in Rogaine?'

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

'We don't see many patients with a Rogaine addiction.'

'I have just the thing to comb out your hair.'

Barber shaves a customer's head.

"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."

'Have you been sniffing my Rogaine?'

'Could I have HAIR instead?'

'It hides your bald spot, but the halo made you look taller.'

Tish Marsh - Grow Your Own Wig Kit.