Hair Collector Pillows

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Grace For Flies

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

Shampoo.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Woman applying makeup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"I know your mother."

"More concealer?"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Drinking Hats

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Hooks R Us.

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Bobo's Barber Shop

Wash and Go...to hell...