Hair Collector Mugs

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Grace For Flies

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

Shampoo.

"Beanirrito"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Woman applying makeup

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'Sorry'

"I know your mother."

"More concealer?"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Wash and Go...to hell...

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Drinking Hats

Bobo's Barber Shop

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Bee hives to let.

A gentleman visiting a dentist.