Pet Hair Collector Pillows

'Maybe you shouldn't pet Ms.Puss so hard.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'They sure have small litters.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I know your mother."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Drinking Hats

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'I'm shedding.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."