Feather Collector Pillows

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Free tickles any size

Grace For Flies

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I know your mother."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Chicken Coupe.

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Drinking Hats

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'