Feather Collector Prints

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Free tickles any size

Grace For Flies

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"I know your mother."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'Sorry'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Chicken Coupe.

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"