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Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Curling your hair for no reason

Square Cut

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Deer Barber

Bald man with a brush on his head

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Hair Salon.

"This is all my own hair."

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'