Hair Affair Fans Prints

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Chekov play and scorecard,

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Deer Barber

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Fashion over function!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"She massages egos."

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'