Hair Artistry Fan Gifts

"Please turn your head and coiffe."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Nice haircut."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Hairstyles

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Two men in barber shop

Young Elvis

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

Georgian head-dress