Haggis Aficionado Gifts

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

The Origami Society...

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Nice haircut."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Brazilian Blow dry

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Western Outfitters.

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Martini Lovers

Wine Talking

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .