Hacky Sack Enthusiast Pillows

Let's revisit Atlas' punishment

'We can't keep calling time out and meeting on the mound. Eventually the ump is going to get suspicious...'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Welcome to the Team

'Do you think that's wise?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'He went that way, quick!'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

Missing Sock