Rack Aficionado Pillows

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Man, times have changed.'

Rap music

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Tina Turner

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Elfis"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Not-so-easy listening...

Disease-y Top

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

Rod Stewart