Rack Aficionado Pillows

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Man, times have changed.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Rap music

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Mark Knopfler.

"Elfis"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Listening to Coldplay.

Nick Cave

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Nick Cave

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Not-so-easy listening...

Disease-y Top

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Ozzy Osbourne

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.