Hacky Sack Enthusiast Mugs

Let's revisit Atlas' punishment

'We can't keep calling time out and meeting on the mound. Eventually the ump is going to get suspicious...'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Welcome to the Team

'Do you think that's wise?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'He went that way, quick!'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Missing Sock

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

My feet were cold.

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'