Habit Critiquer Pillows

'I wish you'd stop humming!'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Addiction Research Centre.

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'