Entertainment Habits Critic Pillows

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The height of fashion in 1796

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Kritik's Korner

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The americanisation of vulture.

Made in China

"Say 'eh.'"

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Giant Monster in Bath

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Armageddon

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"You are still here."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Nick Cave

"I'm after the history section."

"How is it in Russia?"