Entertainment Habits Critic Mugs

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Made in China

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Giant Monster in Bath

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Armageddon

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"You are still here."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"I'm after the history section."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"How is it in Russia?"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Snow White and her Seven people.