'I can't help politicizing everything!'
Habit Debater Pillows
Add a humorous touch to their space with our habit debater pillows. Crafted with amusing slogans and playful designs, these pillows are perfect for cozying up during their next debate marathon.
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
Difference of Opinion
"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"
"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."
Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms
'How do we SLEEP at night?'
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'
'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'
Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO
The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.
"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"
Plant Parenthood...
"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."
'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'
Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.
Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.
Memory Content is King
'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'
"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."
"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."
"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."
Critical Ethanol report
'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'
Verbal Orders
"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."
The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.
'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'
Who blames who in health Insurance problems
Habit Debater Pillows Collection
Habit Debater Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for habit debaters—witty, humorous, and designed to fuel their lively discussions every morning.
Habit Debater Prints
Decorate their home or office with prints that showcase their love for lively debates. Stylish, playful, and conversation-starting pieces for any habit debater.
Habit Debater T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt for the habit debater in your life. Quirky, witty, and expressive—these shirts are perfect for making a statement during any debate or casual outing.