Habit Challengers Pillows

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"That's a big fat lie!"

Do not think outside the box!

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Confusionism'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

The cake diet.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Addiction Research Centre.

The Ten Resolutions

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"