Habit Debater Mugs

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Difference of Opinion

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Verbal Orders

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Critical Ethanol report

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"At this point, we know it's addictive."