Habit Critique Mugs

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'