Habit Break Conquerors T-Shirts

"The crazy thing is I actually managed to give up in the summer"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

To do before Saturday...

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"It looks like burn out to me."

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'