Habit Break Conquerors Pillows

"The crazy thing is I actually managed to give up in the summer"

To do before Saturday...

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"It looks like burn out to me."

"I downloaded this public sector tender we should consider bidding for. I’m hoping that these new Procurement Regulations will make it a less tortuous exercise." "Based on that first page I suggest nothing has changed..."

Packey Bar.