Gypsy Music Lover Gifts

'Gypsy music may not be your forte, Nigel, but there was no need to keep heckling him!'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Covid Music

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Vampire with a violin

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

Snake Charmer

Meat Loaf

Saxophone summoning.

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

Spoonstock.

'Stop Hamish! You're playing ma haggis!'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

An Emoo.

the Carpenters greatest hits...

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

'Ms. Calhoun?... Bring in da noise,bring in da funk.'

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

"You're charged with blowing the roof off, bringing the house down, and totally killing it. How do you plead?"

A three headed dragon plays violins.

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

'Apparently they now think his back catalogue may have been murdered.'