Gypsy Music Lover Pillows

'Gypsy music may not be your forte, Nigel, but there was no need to keep heckling him!'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Covid Music

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Vampire with a violin

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

Spoonstock.

Snake Charmer

'Stop Hamish! You're playing ma haggis!'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Meat Loaf

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

Saxophone summoning.

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

An Emoo.

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

'Ms. Calhoun?... Bring in da noise,bring in da funk.'

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

'Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar to Celtic air fiddle'

A three headed dragon plays violins.

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"