Spooky Music Lover Pillows

Vampire with a violin

Love at First Sight

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Scary stuff

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Monster Baseball

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Date Night

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Witches at a cauldron.

Young Stephen King

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

WANTED The Strad Cad

Haunted museum

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'