Spooky Music Lover Gifts

Vampire with a violin

Love at First Sight

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Scary stuff

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Ghost puddle

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Halloween Support Group

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Date Night

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'There's an imposter among us!'

Fancy a pint?

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Monster Baseball

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Young Stephen King

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Haunted museum

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Witch Doctor