Gypsy Culture Pillows

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Eco Princess

Nun Fight.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Drunk Vampire

Hippie on the moon

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

Homing Beatnik

Dracula's false teeth.

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"