Gypsy Culture Pillows

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Nun Fight.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Eco Princess

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Hippie on the moon

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Drunk Vampire

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

Dracula's false teeth.

Homing Beatnik

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"