Tribal Culture Fanatic Pillows

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Tribal masks.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

Angels

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Boomerang

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

"It say, 'help, tipi on fire.'"

'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

We can be gatherers again, but only in groups of up to 10.

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the explorer.'

'He been like that ever since I gave him patch to give up peace pipe.'