Tribal Culture Fanatic Pillows

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

Tribal masks.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Angels

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

"It say, 'help, tipi on fire.'"

'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the explorer.'

'He been like that ever since I gave him patch to give up peace pipe.'

'So much for localism.'