Gymnastic Artist At Heart Gifts

Man's contortions hurt his back.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'He's maturing early.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Gymnast's Commute

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Henry Miller.

Gymnast tangled up.

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Multitasking

Graceful, for a big man....

Trapeze artists commuting

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire