Gymnastic Artist At Heart Gifts

Man's contortions hurt his back.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'He's maturing early.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Gymnast's Commute

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'Oh bugger cramp!'

Graceful, for a big man....

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Gymnast tangled up.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Multitasking

Trapeze artists commuting

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Gymnasts