Gym Regular Gifts

I'll take this one here.

"Did you advertise for a personal trainer?"

'There are three rules a boxer in training must always follow...I forget what the first two are, but the third has something to do with your head.'

'I think I'll take up bowling instead.'

"I really need to start a good core work out program!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"OK, ready to go again?"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's true: no more burpees."

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.