'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'
Gym Goers Who Don’t Actually Go Gifts
Searching for a funny gift for the gym goer who’s all talk and no workout? Our witty designs celebrate their fitness aspirations with lighthearted humor. Great for anyone who loves gym jokes or is the ultimate ‘commentator’ in fitness trends. Show they’re loved — even if they prefer the couch!
"Do you guys serve beer?"
"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."
"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."
'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'
"We're exclusively delts."
Bench Press Accident
"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."
Where Skim Milk comes from.
"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."
"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."
'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'
"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."
Still Life With Nordic Track
'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'
Woman walks her dog on a running machine.
I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!
"Can I still do my pilates?"
"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."
Keep Fit.
"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."
"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."
'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'
I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!
Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!
Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.
"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."
Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.
How to go form fit to fat...
"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"
After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.
Tortoise and hare on treadmills.
Yoga for beginners,
'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'
'Checkmate!'
Gym Goers Who Don’t Actually Go Gifts Collection
Gym Goers Who Don’t Actually Go Mugs
Discover our hilarious collection of mugs celebrating gym goers who don’t quite make it to the gym—funny, relatable, and perfect for your favorite couch potato.
Gym Goers Who Don’t Actually Go Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows designed for those who love fitness but are happiest when lying down—bring some fun to their lounging areas.
Gym Goers Who Don’t Actually Go Prints
Browse our funny print designs perfect for decorating the space of gym lovers who prefer relaxation over reps.
Gym Goers Who Don’t Actually Go T-Shirts
Explore our witty t-shirts that poke fun at gym enthusiasts who love the idea of working out but prefer to stay comfy in their casuals.