Gym Deal Hunters Pillows

I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Keep fit.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

Sport in library

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

Muscular Santa

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"I'm off to the sales!"