Gym Contract Connoisseur Gifts

As you can see your contract could be cancelled in the first 10 minutes or after hell freezes over and the Madame Tussaud's of Satan's army storm the citadel of heaven

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

'It's called exercising. It's like playing. . . only without the fun part.'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"