Gunners Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The best goalie in the world!

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Bang!"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Gun Ego

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer