Gunners Enthusiast Mugs

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Gun laws US

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

The best goalie in the world!

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Bang!"

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Gun Ego

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."