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"Still, I hope you won't give up barking entirely."

"They certainly wouldn't fool me."

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

'If this a present would you like to try our beautiful gift wrap.'

Can I get a refund? I've only used it once!

"Actually, we don't get that much call for elephant guns."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

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"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

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Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

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Leak in the fish tank.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Sale.

A dog at the bakery.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

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'I'll take it!'

"I'll take this one."

"Pssst. Fake poop."