Gun Store Owner Prints

"Still, I hope you won't give up barking entirely."

"They certainly wouldn't fool me."

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

'If this a present would you like to try our beautiful gift wrap.'

Can I get a refund? I've only used it once!

"Actually, we don't get that much call for elephant guns."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Sale.

A dog at the bakery.

'I'll take it!'

"I'll take this one."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'