Gun Manufacturer Gifts

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Bribes for Jabs

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Especially modified you say..."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Democracy, okay?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Bang!"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Bring flag factories back to America.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Gun Ego

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."