Gun Debate Follower Gifts

If only gun transactions were like trying to get an abortion in the South...

Trump appears for the NRA

"This isn't a gun situation. It's a mental health situation at the highest level."

NRA Executive VP Wayne LaPierre just wants to center the gun debate...

"Everyone knows they're just made for mass killing...why...even the AR stands for 'assault rifle!'"

"Give me your money...and sign this petition supporting the right to buy firearms."

"For those relaxed moments between seething rage, this military assault rifle comes with a removable cup holder and built-in phone charger."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

(Beware of the dog)

Trump Tower

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

'Look out, he has a gun!'

'Obama's trying to create the impression we're awash in guns! It's a conspiracy!!!'

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

Be Careful What You Promise

At the NRA lounge.

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

"Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?"

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

New Rudy/Old Rudy.

National Reason Association of America: Mandatory Background Checks

'Get rid of that thing, dummy! -- Haven't you heard about the assault rock ban?'

"There, now my ground can stand itself. So I won't need to shoot you and go through all that."

An uneasy calm descended over Thompsons Road.

Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child

"I'm watching the presidential debate."

'Please donate money in support of the pro-firearms lobby - or else!'

"A gun... Really!"

Beware Of The Dog Owner

Hunting Assault Rifle

"Fire...aim...ready."

Beware of dog whose head has been replaced with a large caliber hand-gun