Gun Debate Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh boy! I'm an American!"

"There, now my ground can stand itself. So I won't need to shoot you and go through all that."

'Are these any use to you?'

"Sine schools in Texas want their teachers to carry guns to school....I kinda like that idea myself."

Be sure they will wash their hands...

'You can come out now...the furor over that 9-year old girl accidentally killing the gun instruction with an uzi machine gun has already died down...'

National Reason Association of America: Mandatory Background Checks

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Very fine people on both sides."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Bang!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

(Beware of the dog)

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Gun Ego

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Cornucopia of guns

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."