Gun Debate Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh boy! I'm an American!"

God Forbid a Democrat Should Have Any Balls

"There, now my ground can stand itself. So I won't need to shoot you and go through all that."

At the NRA lounge.

'Are these any use to you?'

"Sine schools in Texas want their teachers to carry guns to school....I kinda like that idea myself."

Be sure they will wash their hands...

'You can come out now...the furor over that 9-year old girl accidentally killing the gun instruction with an uzi machine gun has already died down...'

N.R.A.: The answer to guns is more guns!

National Reason Association of America: Mandatory Background Checks

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"Very fine people on both sides."

The Jose Padilla Experience

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

(Beware of the dog)

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Gun Ego

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Cornucopia of guns

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'