Gun Debate Enthusiasts Gifts

Distrustful commuters.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

(Beware of the dog)

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

If there were no religion...s

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

"Give me your money...and sign this petition supporting the right to buy firearms."

'With so little being done, we're out to collect money to reduce the deficit...'

So it ended for the man credited with saying, 'guns don't kill people...'

'Look out, he has a gun!'

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

"Let there be jobs!"

'And so, you can see from the books behind me that I am not an ignoramus, as some of my political opponents claim.'

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."