Gun Debate Enthusiasts Gifts

Distrustful commuters.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

(Beware of the dog)

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

If there were no religion...s

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

Play It Safe

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

'Look out, he has a gun!'

'With so little being done, we're out to collect money to reduce the deficit...'

"Give me your money...and sign this petition supporting the right to buy firearms."

So it ended for the man credited with saying, 'guns don't kill people...'

The Hole that Divides

"Waiter! There's something evolving in my primordial soup!"

HI, this is Florida Senator Marco Rubio. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to say let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Ok. Say, what's the weather like in Florida? Let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. House of Java. Ok. Hey, I've always wondered, are there really alligators there? Let's dispense once and for all with the noti

Trump 2016: Ready to lend you a swimsuit at a moments notice!"

Philosophy Department. 38 days without logical fallacy. (Published originally on December 6, 2007.)

At the NRA lounge.

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'