Gun Debate Participant Gifts

(Beware of the dog)

Attempting to shoot a fly.

'Maybe we shouldn't keep the hat rack loaded.'

"Fire...aim...ready."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Very fine people on both sides."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

Arizona In Black

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

Immigration Measures in USA.

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'Safety Net.'

"Give me your money...and sign this petition supporting the right to buy firearms."

'Obama's trying to create the impression we're awash in guns! It's a conspiracy!!!'

'Look out, he has a gun!'

U.S. politics

At the NRA lounge.

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

"Don't know about you, pardner, but I'm sure hankerin' for the day when we finally clear the frontier of all these desperados so random gun violence in America will just be a thing of the past."

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

"Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?"

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

'Get rid of that thing, dummy! -- Haven't you heard about the assault rock ban?'

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

This is Sadie. I've got a question. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. I usually don't think those who disagree with me are evil. But after I listen to you, I feel like everyone but you and me is trying to destroy the country. You know who's trying to destroy the country? Who? Callers who can't tell the difference between a question and a statement. I'm sorry. How can I atone, Master? Excellent question.

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

"Make it count and you'll become number one."

National Reason Association of America: Mandatory Background Checks

"There, now my ground can stand itself. So I won't need to shoot you and go through all that."

Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child