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Gumball Machine Fishbowl

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Fido and Fifi

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Menage a Paws.

Violinist welcomed by cats

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Chaos at the vet's office.

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

"If pressured, I will run!"