Gumballs Pillows

Gumball Machine Fishbowl

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Violinist welcomed by cats

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Menage a Paws.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"If pressured, I will run!"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."