Gum Ball Addict Pillows

Gumball vending machine takes credit cards.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Bubble gum leaves

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

Good cholesterol cop, bad cholesterol cop. Rice cake? Eat the donut punk.

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Golf is Life (his).'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

Computer Gamers.

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Take away their Game Boys!"

Snake Centrefolds

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'All those in favor...'

'It's raining. Forget the picnic.'

New Gods

Vampire doing sit ups in his coffin.

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

"If you're going to chew gum you should bring enough for everyone."