Gum Ball Addict Mugs

Gumball vending machine takes credit cards.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Bubble gum leaves

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Golf is Life (his).'

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

Computer Gamers.

"Take away their Game Boys!"

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'All those in favor...'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'It's raining. Forget the picnic.'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

Vampire doing sit ups in his coffin.

New Gods

Snake Centrefolds

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

'You feel like you're really AT the cinema with this model.'