Gum Tree Gurus Prints

'Due to my dietery constraints, can you please limit your recommendations to countries that have Gum-Trees?'

The Busy Gardener

The Vineyard

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Doing the borders.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Garden.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Award Winning Gardener

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

An old man growing berries

Eco Princess